Evidently, We Jack Off

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So, I'm sure you were wondering why the final photo yesterday had a condom. (Oh, there was a condom on that cock? Yes, there was, Sparky! LOL.) See...
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Well, it's because through our intrepid journalist's research he discovered that apparently men love to exaggerate about the amount of sex they have. As a character in a recent episode of "Sirens" says, "I'm masturbating a lot... Okay, all the time."
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The statistics are culled from two things: The number of women who responded "My husband/boyfriend won't have sex with me." and the difference between the instances of men reporting they had "protected sex" versus the sales of condoms. Hint: sales of rubbers don't even come close to matching the number of protected sexual encounters claimed.
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Now, of course, there are plenty of people engaging in sex without rubbers.
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But, even if he makes accommodations for that, the numbers still do not add up. I'm left to think our character from "Sirens" is giving us a fair picture of reality. We jack off - a lot.
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But, there's nothing wrong with that. Not a thing. Horniness leads to whatever is available to us at the time - it just so happens that what is always available is our own hands.
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And, sometimes, it's just that we prefer to provide the sensations and pleasure in the manner we want it without relying on someone else or having to give instructions on exactly what it is we want right then.
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